No more deaths. No more kidnappings or evil twins or zombie or giant ants. Or unicorns. I don't--God we're gonna need so much therapy.

[He leaned into the hug and laughed.]

Filthy rich huh? So was I--damn it. I never did get to dive into my piles and piles of cash like Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales.

Dude. That sounds like the worst fanfic ever.