Chapter 16. Holding out for a home life

[thebestseller]

Man-twin, pack up your bags. I, among others, have joined the elite ranks of the Guides and now have the illustrious job of welcoming naked people to this crazy hippie commune.

Which means we now get CUSHY SECTION 4 DIGS. Heat. Air. SPACE in which you can conduct your science and play with your star-friend. Let's get going already and into the lap of luxury.

[Hastily added in.]

Boss. Buddy. Pal. Section 4 only has two bedrooms, I'm afraid. So unless you like couches...

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[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

YOU NEVER KNOW.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to it, too. We've still got some packing and cleaning to do first- I can't believe how much crap we've accumulated in the 5 months we've been here.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I WILL HOPE.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You know I just realized something. I have to repaint the walls in my room. Aw man!

Sweet!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Do you have your eye on someone?

The less fortunate would be very appreciative, I assure you.

Crawwwwling innn my skinnnnn...

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

What he said.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

All the better for composing lyrics.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

OK, I am not going to do the "told you so" dance.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment, but my eyes are peeled wide.

I'll see what we can do, then.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Bell would totally help ship the star-friends ★ lol]

Right. That image undoubtedly sounds very appealing to all potentials, I'm sure.

Alright.

[spandexisyouth]

It is probably because of the mall. We got many things at the mall. Housekeeping will not do the cleaning?

[spandexisyouth]

YOU ARE HOPING ABOUT SOMETHING! THAT IS GOOD!

[Pause while he reads up.]

Oh. It is porn. I think that I should have known.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Good thing it didn't last much longer or we'd need a storage unit or something.

Weeeell, Genius has his crazy writings on the wall to get rid of first.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

What, peeled eyeballs aren't attractive?

Whoa, okay, now THAT one stank. Back to the drawing board.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[LOL, Youth.] Most other hopes are a waste of time and energy. But even if Derrick never does write it, there's always the fantasy/dream porn I've imagined him writing in the meantime.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Yay! Be sure to tell us when, and sell tickets!]

Perhaps to some who work in medical. Me, personally, I'd rather them unpeeled, or whatever we'll call "normal".

[spandexisyouth]

I think that it helped that many people were locked out of their houses at the end and could not bring back too much.

Oh. I had forgotten about that.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Ugggh, peeled eyeballs. OK, I'll admit THAT one was gross.

I'll have to use my rugged good looks to attract the ladies instead of just my eyes.

[spandexisyouth]

Hope is not a waste.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Ahhh yes, those were some fun days. Building pillow forts and camping in the Wilderness...

I told him not to write on the walls, but he didn't listen to me!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[writes in after Youth's statement:] if porn is involved.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

I do not think that Bell would hope about anything other than porn, Dad.

[spandexisyouth]

The pillow forts were fun!

I think he did not want to risk forgetting things. But walls are not good things to write on.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

We should try that again sometime. If we can find enough pillows, that is.

Hmm, that's a good point. Then again, that's what normal notebooks are for.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

I thought you said that you would not write that kind of thing for him. :(