Chapter 16. Holding out for a home life

[thebestseller]

Man-twin, pack up your bags. I, among others, have joined the elite ranks of the Guides and now have the illustrious job of welcoming naked people to this crazy hippie commune.

Which means we now get CUSHY SECTION 4 DIGS. Heat. Air. SPACE in which you can conduct your science and play with your star-friend. Let's get going already and into the lap of luxury.

[Hastily added in.]

Boss. Buddy. Pal. Section 4 only has two bedrooms, I'm afraid. So unless you like couches...

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Two with king-size beds, I should add.

Mmm, yes it is. At least it's a nice couch. I think.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Too big for two bachelors both sleeping alone. You should give to the needy among us who could use a larger bed.

I'm sure it is. With a roof over it.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

You never know when the bachelor part might change, friend. But in the meantime, I may be able to be persuaded to donate to the less fortunate.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Do you have your eye on someone?

The less fortunate would be very appreciative, I assure you.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment, but my eyes are peeled wide.

I'll see what we can do, then.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Bell would totally help ship the star-friends ★ lol]

Right. That image undoubtedly sounds very appealing to all potentials, I'm sure.

Alright.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

What, peeled eyeballs aren't attractive?

Whoa, okay, now THAT one stank. Back to the drawing board.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Yay! Be sure to tell us when, and sell tickets!]

Perhaps to some who work in medical. Me, personally, I'd rather them unpeeled, or whatever we'll call "normal".

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Ugggh, peeled eyeballs. OK, I'll admit THAT one was gross.

I'll have to use my rugged good looks to attract the ladies instead of just my eyes.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Leave that one out of the porn novel, please.

I'm sure that just enhances the effectiveness of your techniques.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Stricken from the record.

Oh, my charming good looks have attracted their fair share of fans.