Chapter 16. Holding out for a home life

[thebestseller]

Man-twin, pack up your bags. I, among others, have joined the elite ranks of the Guides and now have the illustrious job of welcoming naked people to this crazy hippie commune.

Which means we now get CUSHY SECTION 4 DIGS. Heat. Air. SPACE in which you can conduct your science and play with your star-friend. Let's get going already and into the lap of luxury.

[Hastily added in.]

Boss. Buddy. Pal. Section 4 only has two bedrooms, I'm afraid. So unless you like couches...

Comments

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You guys suck at lying.

[spandexisyouth]

He is not lying!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

But it makes sense. It's ok though because you're gonna teach us ninjas tricks so if they come after us we'll be ready right? I can buy a gun.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You're more likely to shoot yourself and Derrick than the invader.

its so canon

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

What?! No I wouldn't! I want a gun!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You want to keep a potentially loaded gun in a house with Boss?

At least find someone to teach you to fire a gun before you keep one in the house.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh. Good point.

Well maybe I can just ninja chop the baddies to death.


...Or maybe you'll just fish me out of the cocoons in a month or so.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

We'll teach you some of that, yeah.


I'd rather not. And it would be your brother doing that anyway, not me. I'd prefer you not put him through that.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

This will either be awesome or end in disaster. You know where my money is being placed.

I'd rather not go through that.

[spandexisyouth]

I will work on self-defense with you.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Just don't get upset if I suck or something.

[spandexisyouth]

I can be very patient when I am teaching. Do not worry.