Chapter 8. BAWWWWW

[thebestseller]

Hmm. I want a t-shirt that reads "I got a memory back and all I got was this lousy grass skirt." There's a handy coconut to go with it, even. A little crystal thingy was inside it, and voila! A memory of myself... drinking champagne. Riveting.

Haven't decided if I'm going to string it into a stylin' coconut bra or not.

Man-twin, I am not going to be opening my mouth for once. Just because- you're going to make fun of me forever.

Comments

[2fighters1isd.livejournal.com]

I like your memory better then mine.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Yours didn't stick you in a grass skirt, at least?

[2fighters1isd.livejournal.com]

No, I just got blown up.

Of course that was technically a dream, but it's all I've got to go off of.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

... oh, man. Yeah, nothing like THAT happened.

I'm sorry you had such a crappy dream.

[2fighters1isd.livejournal.com]

Not your fault.

Unless you're secretly controlling my brainwaves or something.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

YOU NEVER KNOW.

Nah, if I was controlling everyone's brainwaves I'd only make them think HAPPY thoughts~

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

You're talking about Biggs. If he was thinking happy thoughts, the world would end.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, he seems like a decently-cheerful fellow to me.

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

For a... given value of cheerful, anyway.

For as long as I've known him, he's been like this. All right, it hasn't been more than four hours, but you can learn a lot about a man in that time.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't I know.

[1/2]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Derrick. Bro. Simultaneous cocoon hatchling. Man-twin. I would never tease you in your hour of need.

2/2 that was a weird memory you picked btw. i like.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...Well normally I wouldn't but the unicorn incident? Kinda killed all my need to be respectful.

So I will be making you talk. Somehow.

That was a hard sense combo, but I'm glad of the result <3

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Always making a fuss about the unicorns. Jeez, you tease a guy once and he holds it against you for the rest of his life.

I have duct tape over my mouth. That means you'd have to get close enough to rip it off and that would HURT.

I liked it <3 they're hard on you because they luff u

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Once? Try every day of my life!

So I guess this means your not having breakfast. Sweet. I'm gonna eat your cookies too.

<3

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I anticipated such a move and hid my cookies from you.

SO THERE.

Re: <3

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh burn! WHERE IS THE TRUST MAN-TWIN?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

... YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA EAT THEM!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE THAT! HENCE, NO TRUST!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOU, THAT'S WHY I DON'T TRUST YOU.

You are the one who looked through my sock drawer when I was locked out of our house!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Hey come on I looked out of love. Besides you're boring--all you have is socks and boring looking underwear! I can't use that for blackmail! Stop repressing everything into those stories you write.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

OK, would you rather have found porn in my sock drawer, then?!

/sidesteps the question

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...That's normal for guys so then I would have known you were normal!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I am going to plant something nasty in the drawer for next time, then. See that I don't!

la de da.

[spandexisyouth]

There are cookies?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

If you ask nicely, there may be.

f-ing thread jackers

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You can't give him some and not me. It goes against twin-law.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll give you some, but only if YOU ask nicely, too.

... and promise not to laugh at my voice.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...What's wrong with your voice?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

HAH THREADJACKING IS LOVE

[spandexisyouth]

Then I ask nicely that you would share!

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know, I'd be happy if I got a memory back, even if I did get stuck in a grass skirt.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'd feel more satisfied if it was a decent memory. I couldn't hear or see anything, so I feel gypped.

heh, that icon amuses me

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

That's weird. Does that happen often?

kissu ^3^

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Not sure, to be honest with you. It's the first time it's happened to me.

[imthefavorite.livejournal.com]

That memory does seem fairly useless. But hey, it could be worse?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Worse than sounding like I inhaled helium when I talk after getting it?

[imthefavorite.livejournal.com]

I think I could live with that. But I am rather proud of my sense of humor.

Admittedly though, that type of thing is more funny when it's other people. You have my (rather amused) condolences.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's plenty of fun. Once the laughter at my expense dies down.

... not that I don't laugh at people plenty already myself, but it's the principle of the thing!

Condolences are much appreciated.