Chapter 13. Every time I tried to tell you, the words just came out wrong

[thebestseller]

INTERCOURSE THIS ONE'S EXISTENCE!!!

This one is under cirumstances of normalcy a cunnilingus-

cunni-

INTERCOURSE

EXCREMENT

Pen to paper movements have impossibili-

NO METHOD FOR AUTHOR TO EXIST

[Frustrated scribbles.]

Youth, Bell, Fred, my visualizations of the double of the amount of the man who you are still pleasant, being soon successively with write, if you demand. No guarantee you' of ll or another one is approximately understood we, naturally.

[[What Derrick was trying to write: FUCK MY LIFE.

Normally I'm a good writer (i.e., cunning linguist... yeah I'm horrible)-

This is making it impossible to write! This is NO WAY for a writer to live!

Youth, Bell, Fred, my man-twin says you guys are still welcome to stop by later if you want. No guarantee you'll understand either of us, of course.]]

Comments

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Name name name?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Derrick

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Pénghoú wore your scarf! The man-twin.

[ occ: Pénghoú has become her nickname for Genius, much to his dismay. ]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER]

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

[He haet it so much, visualizations of the double of the amount of the man. HAET.]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[He's laughed so hard he's on the floor now, rolling. THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE DERRICK.]

...this is amazingly coherent for Babelfish

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

There are children reading these newspapers, Mr. Derrick. You should pay attention what you write. Or perhaps take a nap.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I' M., the TESTS not to swear not exactly! Right of perpetual ownership!

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Well, you are that l' writing!

[burnt_orangesky]

Derrick, what in Rassilon's name is going on? I cannot understand anything you have written.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I require that I know! Technique continues the manufacturing of the recovery of me! Provoke it on, in order to stop!

[burnt_orangesky]

[...this is worse than talking with Qi. At least she makes sense, half of the time.]

So you think that if you continue writing in jibberish, this will go away? I am not entirely certain it works like that, Derrick.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

He woke up like this and I can't stop laughing. This is pure gold!

[burnt_orangesky]

But how will we even be able to communicate with him? And why did he write my name? I cannot understand what he wanted to say to me... or what he wanted to say to Bell and Youth, for that matter.

[live_ringer]

[Laughing almost as hard as Genius, most likely.]

You sound like you woke up with a bad case of Tourette's.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

If it is continued, laughter of my misfortune. I have the necessity of a drink takes.

[live_ringer]

[He reads that as, "If this keeps on, I'll just have to laugh it off." He got the part about the drink, at least.]

Luckily, there's no shortage of things to drink, but I think Smoke would take offense if you just took 'em.

[Yeah, being intentionally obtuse about that last bit.]

[spandexisyouth]

私はあなたの手書きの知っているけど、この言っているのか分からない。あなたが良く、デリックはありますか？


["I know your handwriting but I do not know what this says. Are you well, Derrick?" though translating it back is pretty amusing.]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[staring at the page now]

What the--Youth? Is that you? You've gone squiggly!

[spandexisyouth]

私が歪んだのかはわからない。しかし、私は何を書いて読むことができます！なぜですか？私はこれを取得しないでください。何があなたの家は、天才に向かって何ですか？

[Translation: "I do not know what squiggly is. But I can read what you have written! Why is that? I do not get this. What is going on in your house, Genius?"

Translated back: "I do not know what distorted. However, I can read and write anything! Why? Please do not get me this. What is your house, what are you going to genius?"]

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

他是愤怒

[ It actually translates to "he was angry" in both languages; Chinese just ends up with unknown characters in between. ]

[spandexisyouth]

したがって、このときに何を怒っているとなりますどうですか？我々のすべての回では平静を保つことになっていますか？

[Translation: "So this is what happens when someone becomes angry? Are we supposed to stay calm at all times?"

Translated back: "Therefore, if you will be angry to do this time? All of our times is that you remain calm?"]

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Good Gribouillis of an unknown amount. This better and better continuous accomplishment.

[treeleopardess]

...oh, my.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

It is an entire world of the restoration, lets to say me it you.