Chapter 16. Holding out for a home life

[thebestseller]

Man-twin, pack up your bags. I, among others, have joined the elite ranks of the Guides and now have the illustrious job of welcoming naked people to this crazy hippie commune.

Which means we now get CUSHY SECTION 4 DIGS. Heat. Air. SPACE in which you can conduct your science and play with your star-friend. Let's get going already and into the lap of luxury.

[Hastily added in.]

Boss. Buddy. Pal. Section 4 only has two bedrooms, I'm afraid. So unless you like couches...

Comments

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

Not sure how he'd fit into the Bernard-and-Nannerpus canon, though.

If he hasn't dropped the idiot routine so far... yeah.

I don't think most places would take him. Honestly, you must have weapons-grade patience to last even this long. Does he have any hidden talents?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I can make a new series of horror novels featuring him as the protagonist.

Aside from aggravation times 20, haven't seen him display any unusual powers yet. Honestly, I only keep him around at this point so he doesn't guilt or trick some other poor soul into letting him mooch.

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

Those would sell nicely, I think. Problem is, being the star of anything would go to his head. Got any pseudonyms in mind?

And we're very grateful for that, no kidding.