Chapter 23. PLAY US OFF, PIANO CAT

[thebestseller]

Tsk, tsk. Man-twin, I am disappoint. You still haven't gotten rid of your kitty ears OR your unicorn.

I tried to rent one for you, by the way, but they ran out. [Added in later.] And by one I mean "a unicorn", of course.

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/takes part of that the wrong way

[live_ringer]

You tried to rent one for him? Well, that's one way to get rid of a unicorn.

/makes this worse

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

The hell are both of you talking about?! Rent what?!

<3

[live_ringer]

Well, 'purchase the services of' may be more accurate than 'rent'.

But think of it for a second, what would be the quickest way to get rid of a pesky unicorn, hm?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

No, no, I tried to rent a UNICORN. Those crazy rainbow-writing people said they were out, though.

[live_ringer]

Ah, that's considerably different. Somehow, I have an easy time seeing the rainbow-writers hanging around with unicorns.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

DERRICK! WHAT THE HELL!!!

Just making things worse wheee

[spandexisyouth]

Do not worry! It is not a bad thing! Lotus has ears too!

of course you are <3

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

NOT HELPFUL!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Considering how often there's a girl in your bed... just saying.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Since they're out, you might have to help him make do...if you're so concerned about his cat ears.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't wanna pressure him. Til he's ready.

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[man-genius.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! NO!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. Heaven forbid we pressure him.

[spandexisyouth]

It is not a race to get rid of them.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[spandexisyouth]

Then maybe this announcement was not very nice to Genius.

[speeding]

Nothing wrong with the V-card.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Never said there was.

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

[Having read enough of the other comments to know what it means.]

What? But

[Can't take back things that have been said, much less things written. She's not sure what she was about to write, but if she can't own up to it, she shouldn't put it on paper. Strikes it out.]

I'm sure he's just not ready yet. Don't push him into these things, it won't end well.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't dream of it. I'm just teasing him.

[flenceburgsbest.livejournal.com]

[Laughing. So. HARD.]

Although I am not one to speak, I see nothing off about not experiencing the thrill and taking your time in doing so.

Oh, but the thrill~

He doesn't really remember, but hey XD

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

The payoff is DEFINITELY worth it.

[crimsonmischief]

...You tried to rent him a "unicorn"?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Yup!