Chapter 25. Technologic

[thebestseller]

Man, these little phone things are great. I now know what my next childrens' book is going to be- "Bernard Guesses Your Weight In Pigs". Or perhaps "Bernard And The Clacks", once I figure out what in the hell a clack is.

...OK, so the concept needs work, but the point is I can't wait to see what other pearls of wisdom and inspiration this has to offer.

Oh, yes, and I look very very fetching in those nice robes you get in the Wilderness. I'm a Ravenclaw!

... place seems kinda familiar, though. Not TOO familiar, just vaguely.

[[OOC: It has been established in Castle canon that Harry Potter is indeed a real series of fiction books, so yeah. XD]]

Comments

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Simon's a loser lion too. Not a mighty...crow. Yeah.

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

Hey, did you just call me a loser? That's not okay, Genius.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I could call you a Lackluster Lion instead? Lolzy Lion? Lame Lion?

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I could call you a Rotting Raven.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh its ON now Mini Derrick!

lol great keywords

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

We have to settle this now.

I'm thinking of some good pranks now, just so you know.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Ohohoho, do I need popcorn and a good vantage point?

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

No, you can help me prank him.

thanks

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Hey it's still summer! Watergun war! Loser makes dinner and I can't cook so that means I'm not gonna lose!

BRING. IT. ON.

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you're not getting off that easily. If you lose, which you will, you're still going to be making dinner. I don't care if it's food from a box.

[spandexisyouth]

Mini Derrick! I like the nickname!

[no-severedheads.livejournal.com]

I don't! I don't look that much like him, do I?

[spandexisyouth]

You do not look identical, but there is a resemblance! However, if you do not like it, I will not use it.

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

I can read this, you know.

/facepalm. I am so sorry these lion jokes just keep coming

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, its a lion! Get out of the journals!

*badpings self, unf*

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

I do like to think that I have a mighy roar-

oh nice one

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ok I'm not even Bell and I think that one was a bit wrong, doc.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh good. You've been properly corrupted now.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything better to do than stalk me on the journals?!

stop that Simon

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

wrong tone for the right words.

BAWWW

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

This seems like an odd phrase to get a sense of familiarity from, though.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

what does a lion stand for otherwise?

pride, ferocity. everything shines? I don't know I don't like it.

OOC

[dont-leave-town.livejournal.com]

[/spits soda on the laptop, thanks XD i'm waiting for a badger badger SNAAAAAAAKE one.]

Re: OOC

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

OOC

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

[alas! i peg both of mine as Slytherins, so no badgers from me. >/]