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THAT OLD LADY I'VE CHANGED BODIES WITH BEFORE IS MY MOTHER.
This means that I HAVE SEEN MY MOTHER NAKED.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH "DO NOT WANT" IN THIS WORLD.
This means that I HAVE SEEN MY MOTHER NAKED.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH "DO NOT WANT" IN THIS WORLD.
[The writing is shaky, as though the writer were slightly inebriated, but still recognizable as Rick's.]
Don't mean to add onto everything else, but Nikki's gone.
As in disappeared.
[A clear drop appears on the page. Hmm.
Any characters who come to see Rick in person on the evening/night of the 17th will find him completely shit out of his head drunk and inclined to either not talk or mumble.]
Don't mean to add onto everything else, but Nikki's gone.
As in disappeared.
[A clear drop appears on the page. Hmm.
Any characters who come to see Rick in person on the evening/night of the 17th will find him completely shit out of his head drunk and inclined to either not talk or mumble.]
Chapter 30. Barely holdin' on to you
Nov. 15th, 2010 03:16 pmPromise is gone again.
[There's a large tear in the middle of the page, then nothing more.]
[There's a large tear in the middle of the page, then nothing more.]
So I heard it's Genius' birthday soon.
And it'll be my birthday, too! How about that?
Mr. Grift, would you mind terribly if a bunch of partygoers descended on your place sometime around 7 on Sunday? I'll bring the cake and they'll bring the cheer.
And it'll be my birthday, too! How about that?
Mr. Grift, would you mind terribly if a bunch of partygoers descended on your place sometime around 7 on Sunday? I'll bring the cake and they'll bring the cheer.
Tags:
- +axel (lea),
- +bell,
- +crimson,
- +fred,
- +gai (youth),
- +genius,
- +grift,
- +joshua (composer),
- +krile (cara),
- +lyle (gene),
- +sniper,
- a good day to drink,
- fail spamtwin ftw,
- hay guyz,
- i luff my man-twin,
- ic,
- it's hard to be so awesome,
- let me tell you spherenets,
- more like rick asshole amirite,
- ~yachiru (blood)
RICHARD CASTLE
[[OOC: The following is added later.]] That's my name, don't wear it out.
Don't everyone come clamoring for my autograph, now. I am trying to stay as humble and down-to-earth as I possibly can.
Oh, and nobody go down to the Wilderness with Charger. Stupid cheese-for-brains ditched me.
[[OOC: The following is added later.]] That's my name, don't wear it out.
Don't everyone come clamoring for my autograph, now. I am trying to stay as humble and down-to-earth as I possibly can.
Oh, and nobody go down to the Wilderness with Charger. Stupid cheese-for-brains ditched me.
Tags:
- +bell,
- +castor,
- +cephiro,
- +crimson,
- +fred,
- +gai (youth),
- +genius,
- +joshua (composer),
- +krile (cara),
- +lyle (gene),
- cos i wanna be a paperback writer,
- event: es 4kids edition,
- event: sdcc wilderness,
- fail spamtwin ftw,
- hay guyz,
- i rite gud,
- ic,
- it's hard to be so awesome,
- let me tell you spherenets,
- more like rick asshole amirite,
- movin' on up,
- this entry tastes like spam,
- ~promise,
- ~tian
Chapter 27. Noodle Incident
Oct. 18th, 2010 01:25 pm[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]
Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.
If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.
It's not a food.
Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.
Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.
If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.
It's not a food.
Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.
Tags:
- +bastet,
- +cephiro,
- +fred,
- +gai (youth),
- +genius,
- +juhani (sylvar),
- +krile (cara),
- +lyle (gene),
- +paladin,
- +qi,
- a good day to drink,
- crazy hippie commune,
- event: camp annawanna wilderness,
- fail spamtwin ftw,
- hay guyz,
- hazing ritual of doom,
- ic,
- let me tell you spherenets,
- sphere i am disappoint,
- this entry tastes like spam
Chapter 26. BALLS
Sep. 23rd, 2010 03:52 pmSphere, I am disappoint. I expected loads and loads of ball jokes this go round. Do I have to start listing them myself? Don't let me down.
Or are you too busy dodging the things and having swordfights on the pirate ship?
Or are you too busy dodging the things and having swordfights on the pirate ship?
Tags:
Chapter 25. Technologic
Sep. 7th, 2010 03:21 pmMan, these little phone things are great. I now know what my next childrens' book is going to be- "Bernard Guesses Your Weight In Pigs". Or perhaps "Bernard And The Clacks", once I figure out what in the hell a clack is.
...OK, so the concept needs work, but the point is I can't wait to see what other pearls of wisdom and inspiration this has to offer.
Oh, yes, and I look very very fetching in those nice robes you get in the Wilderness. I'm a Ravenclaw!
... place seems kinda familiar, though. Not TOO familiar, just vaguely.
[[OOC: It has been established in Castle canon that Harry Potter is indeed a real series of fiction books, so yeah. XD]]
...OK, so the concept needs work, but the point is I can't wait to see what other pearls of wisdom and inspiration this has to offer.
Oh, yes, and I look very very fetching in those nice robes you get in the Wilderness. I'm a Ravenclaw!
... place seems kinda familiar, though. Not TOO familiar, just vaguely.
[[OOC: It has been established in Castle canon that Harry Potter is indeed a real series of fiction books, so yeah. XD]]
Tags:
- +axel (lea),
- +bell,
- +gai (youth),
- +genius,
- +kagerou,
- +krile (cara),
- +lyle (gene),
- +qi,
- +simon,
- cos i wanna be a paperback writer,
- event: gooseberry,
- hay guyz,
- i rite gud,
- ic,
- it's hard to be so awesome,
- let me tell you spherenets,
- this entry tastes like spam,
- what is it with me and squid,
- ~mindelan (peach),
- ~nikki,
- ~nova,
- ~promise,
- ~snow (snake),
- ~sumi
Chapter 22. One sweet world
Jul. 27th, 2010 11:47 amAttention to all my friends, peers and would-be stalkers:
Yes, I have talked to Promise, and yes, she knows she's my daughter now.
So you can stop talking about me or whatever the heck else it is you're doing.
Now Genius just needs to get his dorky butt back here and I can breathe easy.
Yes, I have talked to Promise, and yes, she knows she's my daughter now.
So you can stop talking about me or whatever the heck else it is you're doing.
Now Genius just needs to get his dorky butt back here and I can breathe easy.
If I'm gonna be doing this ninja thing, I need a flashy new codename.
Derrick the Water Beetle? Nah...
Or how about Flash. Yeah. My ninja superhero name shall be FLASH. Genius can be the Water Beetle.
... anyone have any better ideas?
Derrick the Water Beetle? Nah...
Or how about Flash. Yeah. My ninja superhero name shall be FLASH. Genius can be the Water Beetle.
... anyone have any better ideas?
Chapter 18. Maybe tomorrow is a better day
Jun. 6th, 2010 07:50 pmIf anyone cares, I'm gonna be at the Hatchery for a while. Volunteered for some extra shifts.
No interest in going down to that city.
No interest in going down to that city.
Coming soon- the touching tale of a pink sea monster and the one-eyed banana puppet that becomes her best friend and confidante.
The sequel to "Our Friend Nannerpus"... "My Friend Bernard".
Promise was my daughter.
She was here for months. My daughter was here, I spoke to her and had no idea who she was. No idea.
Now she's gone.
[There's a long pause.]
I really, really don't know how to feel about that.
She was here for months. My daughter was here, I spoke to her and had no idea who she was. No idea.
Now she's gone.
[There's a long pause.]
I really, really don't know how to feel about that.
Sooo- who's this mysterious Spade that bid on a date with yours truly and has yet to cash in? Don't be shy, I don't bite. Often. Or very hard, come to think of it. I'm even fine going for coffee and discussing the finer points of life inside this crazy hippie commune.
Speaking of life inside this crazy hippie commune, I'm hard at work on my next books. One'll be a short story centered on the tumultuous love life of a man called Rusher. Who's totally a completely original character, I swear it. And the rousing success of "Our Friend Nannerpus" has inspired a sequel featuring that lovely huggy pink sea monster, Bernard. If you're all good, you'll get a preview soon.
Speaking of life inside this crazy hippie commune, I'm hard at work on my next books. One'll be a short story centered on the tumultuous love life of a man called Rusher. Who's totally a completely original character, I swear it. And the rousing success of "Our Friend Nannerpus" has inspired a sequel featuring that lovely huggy pink sea monster, Bernard. If you're all good, you'll get a preview soon.
I TASTE LIKE SPAM TODAY.
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE?
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE?
