thebestseller | Entries tagged with event: bachelor auction

Oh, so many choices, so little time.

Dare I place my bid on the lovely Nikki? Or perhaps expand my horizons and choose someone else to work my charms on?

Decisions, decisions.

Current Mood: flirty

Sooo- who's this mysterious Spade that bid on a date with yours truly and has yet to cash in? Don't be shy, I don't bite. Often. Or very hard, come to think of it. I'm even fine going for coffee and discussing the finer points of life inside this crazy hippie commune.

Speaking of life inside this crazy hippie commune, I'm hard at work on my next books. One'll be a short story centered on the tumultuous love life of a man called Rusher. Who's totally a completely original character, I swear it. And the rousing success of "Our Friend Nannerpus" has inspired a sequel featuring that lovely huggy pink sea monster, Bernard. If you're all good, you'll get a preview soon.

Oh, dearie me! I have a bid already, though I'm surprised a war hasn't sprung up over the prospect of a date with yours truly.

But then again, the day is still young.

Don't fight too hard over me, ladies! There's plenty to go around. In fact, I'd be willing to give myself to the top three bidders because I am SUCH a generous man.

So don't forget to bid on me, Derrick! That's D E double-R I C K.

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~~One of the bachelorettes looks familiar to me. REALLY familiar. Hmm...~~

Current Mood: excited

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Look at me, I'm made of wonderful, wonderful

All the ways they have to make me smile and then they go and break me

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