Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

[burnt_orangesky]

Indeed? It sounds most intriguing to me.

Are you quite certain you cannot explain what it is more clearly?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

It's not so much that I can't and more like I don't wanna.

[burnt_orangesky]

Whyever not? I might accidentally receive one, and not know because you will not say.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Maple syrup and a tennis racket. If you see someone carrying both of those, flee in the other direction.

[burnt_orangesky]

...that does sound quite terrifying.

I shall remain vigilant against just such a thing.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

That syrup gets everywhere.

[burnt_orangesky]

So I see.

You are well, aside from this waffle incident? And Genius, do you know if he is recovering well?