Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

[spandexisyouth]

If it is a tribble then what is wrong with naming it Tribble? My turtle is named Turtle!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

But it's not really a tribble. It has a mouth, for one. And it hasn't made baby tribbles yet.

[spandexisyouth]

But then it is a bonus! You do not have too many invading the house!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

A HUGE bonus.

Still wanna name him Chewie, though.

[spandexisyouth]

It is his pet. Even if it gets named something stupid like Tenzou he still has the right to name it.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I was under the impression that it was going to be our pet, actually, but everyone seems to be against me on the issue. Sniffle.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh. I thought he had found himself a pet. If it is both of yours than maybe you should get a chance to give input.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Look maybe we just have joint custody of him. You know? Goes along with the whole Mi casa es su casa, Mi hermano, man-twin thing. But I still get to name him because I got hit on the head for him!

[spandexisyouth]

Is the pet yours or is it both of yours?

/makes an inside joss whedon joke

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I..don't...know? I haven't seen my brother in a few days. I literally went from Medical to a cabin in the woods.

[spandexisyouth]

Why have you not seen your brother? You should find him.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

We're in separate cabins.

Maybe after I build some bird houses with Qi. See what you're missing?

[spandexisyouth]

I did not think you would want to be in a different cabin.

Of course.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I bravely waited by the elevator for you, you know.

yeah idk what happened but im assuming he knows

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I know.

<3

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Nah. Wouldn't be fair.