Chapter 5. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM

[thebestseller]

I TASTE LIKE SPAM TODAY.

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE?

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I was curious! Nothing wrong with wanting to know what I taste like!

I'm sure there was some at the buffet, but the place is gone now.

Also, there appear to be unicorns about again. Just saying.

[1/2]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

HA! Nice try, word-man! I know for a fact that there's no unicorn in my bedroom right now! You're just trying to make me freak out! WELL IT'S NOT WORKING!

I'm gonna go make a sandwich, Mr. Spam.

[2/3] I lied

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[If Derrick is home he can hear the bedroom door opening.

Wait for it...


WAIT FOR IT!]

[3/3] THERE!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

FML

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I wonder if the unicorn has a flavor, too? Perhaps it tastes like sunshine and rainbows?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU DARE LICK MY UNICORN!

It might get ideas!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Hey, I never planned on going near the thing. It's embarrassing you enough by its presence, after all.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

We've been over this! There is no scientific way of proving a male is a...you know..or not!

Besides I don't think you can get close to it, can you? Won't it faint or die or something?

...Because you are evil. Not because you're not a ... you know.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. I'm so innocent. I have a halo and everything. Unicorns just LOVE ME, doncha know.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

And yet you don't have one.