Chapter 5. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM

[thebestseller]

I TASTE LIKE SPAM TODAY.

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE?

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'm sure SOMETHING tastes worse. Can't think of much, though.

[sassyandpink.livejournal.com]

Sure, a lot of things taste worse, but spam doesn't just taste bad, it's really bad for you too.

[Pen taps.]

But I guess as long as you're not actually eating it, you should be fine.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'd have to be eating myself for that to happen, which is a liiiiittle weird.

[sassyandpink.livejournal.com]

Yeaaah, that would be really weird. Don't eat yourself, okay?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Promise.

[sassyandpink.livejournal.com]

Great. ♥