[identity profile] man-genius.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T YOU DARE LICK MY UNICORN!

It might get ideas!

[identity profile] bloody-pens.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I never planned on going near the thing. It's embarrassing you enough by its presence, after all.

[identity profile] man-genius.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
We've been over this! There is no scientific way of proving a male is a...you know..or not!

Besides I don't think you can get close to it, can you? Won't it faint or die or something?

...Because you are evil. Not because you're not a ... you know.

[identity profile] bloody-pens.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. I'm so innocent. I have a halo and everything. Unicorns just LOVE ME, doncha know.

[identity profile] man-genius.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you don't have one.