Chapter 25. Technologic

[thebestseller]

Man, these little phone things are great. I now know what my next childrens' book is going to be- "Bernard Guesses Your Weight In Pigs". Or perhaps "Bernard And The Clacks", once I figure out what in the hell a clack is.

...OK, so the concept needs work, but the point is I can't wait to see what other pearls of wisdom and inspiration this has to offer.

Oh, yes, and I look very very fetching in those nice robes you get in the Wilderness. I'm a Ravenclaw!

... place seems kinda familiar, though. Not TOO familiar, just vaguely.

[[OOC: It has been established in Castle canon that Harry Potter is indeed a real series of fiction books, so yeah. XD]]

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

So the rooms change themselves, too? SWEET.

[spandexisyouth]

I think they do. Bell thinks I got lost.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Man, just getting lost is boring. This place has the sky hanging over the dining room. Changing rooms seems totally logical.

[spandexisyouth]

Exactly! And the staircases move, and there are floating ghosts and many other things!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

This has the makings of an amazing story.

[spandexisyouth]

"Bernard Guesses Weights in Pigs in the Wilderness Castle!"

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. It can be an entire series. "Bernard's Magic Castle".

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You can write that AFTER the book you write for me.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Still waiting for inspiration to strike for that one.

[spandexisyouth]

Yes! There you go! You will have many books from it!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

And they are sure to be hits.

[spandexisyouth]

Of course! Your first was a hit! Oh! Derrick! Has Promise seen that yet?