Chapter 26. BALLS

[thebestseller]

Sphere, I am disappoint. I expected loads and loads of ball jokes this go round. Do I have to start listing them myself? Don't let me down.

Or are you too busy dodging the things and having swordfights on the pirate ship?

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Apparently we must be falling short somewhere.

Shame, really. You could always join now.

[live_ringer]

An inadequate performance? That just won't do.

I've been doing my level best to avoid the barrage. It helps when you have protection on you.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

It must be a result of our old age.

I'm sure it does. I told you it was a good idea, hm?

[live_ringer]

Oh, I wouldn't call it old age. Experience has to count for something, right?

I can't deny that you did.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Gotta cover the sensitive bits of flesh from being smacked by flying balls, after all.

[live_ringer]

It's disastrous if you don't. Between bruises and possible rashes from balls that haven't been properly cleaned... well, I'd rather not think of the results of being careless about that sort of thing.