Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I AM a famous author, after all. I need to keep people on their toes and give rumors for the Sphere's tabloids.

[live_ringer]

We've not seen anything from the tabloids in a while. Maybe you should start your own branch of the rag.