Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

im not sure I know what she thinks of his sexuality now

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Somebody has to.

she thinks it's in a losing battle against his retardation

[treeleopardess]

It takes a special sort to reach that level, though.

oh I think it lost that battle a long time ago

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I don't like the way you're using the word special in that sentence.

lol

[treeleopardess]

Is there another way to use it?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ways the word special should not be used:

*To describe a meal (Special Meatloaf? Is not special. It's like saying "Mystery Meat")
*To describe a person
*In context with the word School or Bus.

You're breaking rule number two, Captain.

[treeleopardess]

Is that so? I may need some more context, then.

not that he has the guts to say STOPPP TEASSSSINGGG MEEEE /foot stomp

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You're basically calling me a retard and I'm pretty sure you're fully aware of it.

ahahaha

[treeleopardess]

I don't think we use the word that way where I come from. Either that, or I'm just not up on all the slang the kids use.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Where are you from exactly?

[you strange alien thing you]

Well the more you know. ==★

[treeleopardess]

A city called Seireitei. It's not familiar to most people here.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Huh. Doesn't ring a bell.

Is that where Toushi is from?

[treeleopardess]

I don't think so, no. He's been there, though.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Does everyone there carry big swords and/or display amazing abilities? Cause I've noticed a pattern that I'm not a part of and frankly I'm kinda jealous.

You now have a new stalker >)

[kamishininoyari.livejournal.com]

[does not respond, but is definitely pinging as he stalks this journal and makes a mental note of the handwriting that mentions Seireitei]

ooc

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[Man I thought you were dead. BOOO]

OOC

[kamishininoyari.livejournal.com]

[Nope, Hell returned to Sender. B| Beware Genius! He's stalking you too!]

Re: OOC

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[WHUT! What did he do?! He's been so McUseless lately!]

Re: OOC

[kamishininoyari.livejournal.com]

[LOL, well he looks like easy prey for one, and two... Snow wants to see this Tribble thing of his. /curiosity prevails!]

[spandexisyouth]

You are complaining about someone thinking you are a retard?

well its almost been a full year

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I thought we swore TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN?!

It's the haircut ok?

And he's just teasing.

[spandexisyouth]

Did we? I do not remember that.

There is nothing wrong with my haircut! It is very fun and simple! I like my hair.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...You didn't die again on me did you?

It's very...bowlish.

[spandexisyouth]

No. I have only died once and I plan on that being the only time.

So? It is practical and out of the way but not too short.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Better be.

Why not shave it all off then?

[spandexisyouth]

I do.

Did you miss that I said it is not too short? That would be too short.