Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

/jacks

[treeleopardess]

Good for you, Genius. Defend those poor, under-appreciated balls.

im not sure I know what she thinks of his sexuality now

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Somebody has to.

she thinks it's in a losing battle against his retardation

[treeleopardess]

It takes a special sort to reach that level, though.

oh I think it lost that battle a long time ago

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I don't like the way you're using the word special in that sentence.

lol

[treeleopardess]

Is there another way to use it?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ways the word special should not be used:

*To describe a meal (Special Meatloaf? Is not special. It's like saying "Mystery Meat")
*To describe a person
*In context with the word School or Bus.

You're breaking rule number two, Captain.

[treeleopardess]

Is that so? I may need some more context, then.

not that he has the guts to say STOPPP TEASSSSINGGG MEEEE /foot stomp

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You're basically calling me a retard and I'm pretty sure you're fully aware of it.

ahahaha

[treeleopardess]

I don't think we use the word that way where I come from. Either that, or I'm just not up on all the slang the kids use.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Where are you from exactly?

[you strange alien thing you]

Well the more you know. ==★

[treeleopardess]

A city called Seireitei. It's not familiar to most people here.

[spandexisyouth]

You are complaining about someone thinking you are a retard?

well its almost been a full year

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I thought we swore TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN?!

It's the haircut ok?

And he's just teasing.

[spandexisyouth]

Did we? I do not remember that.

There is nothing wrong with my haircut! It is very fun and simple! I like my hair.

looool

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

He always sticks up for the balls, whether they're small and hairy or big and red.

/facepalm

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

B-big and red?! NO I DON'T!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, I forgot.

[treeleopardess]

So you do discriminate.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Well no. I just happen to be more vocal for the living balls instead of the...this conversation is getting awkward.

[treeleopardess]

What's so awkward about wanting to preserve balls? Embrace your calling, don't be ashamed of it.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...You're enjoying this aren't you.

[treeleopardess]

Why shouldn't I enjoy talking to you?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Cause it's weird?

[treeleopardess]

That's not enough reason for me not to enjoy it.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You're really strange, you know that right?