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Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

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You know what you are? You're Tribbleist! Discriminatory towards hairy humming balls! What did the balls ever do to you, man?! They're God's creatures too! They're just living their lives and you gotta hate on em!

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

Hey, I have nothing against the humming hairy balls, I just don't wanna name our new puppy... thing... after them.

How about Chewball?

We're lucky nobody's claimed the guy, yeah.

Chewball? That sounds like candy.

You know, that's a good point. Seems like he'd be someone's pet. Then again, he likes to bite things.

Exactly. It's a fine name.

He's a good watch...ball.

No it's terrible. Tribble is a perfectly acceptable name and everyone's backing me up so :P

FINE, EVERYONE RALLY AGAINST ME.

SNIFFLE SNIFFLE.

I'LL GO SHOWER TO WASH THE TEARS OFF.

Take it like man, Derrick.

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Good for you, Genius. Defend those poor, under-appreciated balls.

Somebody has to.

It takes a special sort to reach that level, though.

I don't like the way you're using the word special in that sentence.

Is there another way to use it?

Ways the word special should not be used:

*To describe a meal (Special Meatloaf? Is not special. It's like saying "Mystery Meat")
*To describe a person
*In context with the word School or Bus.

You're breaking rule number two, Captain.

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not that he has the guts to say STOPPP TEASSSSINGGG MEEEE /foot stomp

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ahahaha

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You now have a new stalker >)

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ooc

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OOC

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Re: OOC

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spandexisyouth - 2010-10-19 04:27 (UTC) - Expand

well its almost been a full year

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And he's just teasing.

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spandexisyouth - 2010-10-19 05:34 (UTC) - Expand

He always sticks up for the balls, whether they're small and hairy or big and red.

B-big and red?! NO I DON'T!

Oh, right, I forgot.

So you do discriminate.

Well no. I just happen to be more vocal for the living balls instead of the...this conversation is getting awkward.

What's so awkward about wanting to preserve balls? Embrace your calling, don't be ashamed of it.

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treeleopardess - 2010-10-19 03:57 (UTC) - Expand

stop breaking his head

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she's not even trying XD

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of course

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You shall not be moved?

Nope. You shall not pass either.

I shall not pass what?

The bridge to Tribble discrimination. We are a multicultural society!

What bridge? How are pets a culture? You are not making much sense. Is your head still injured?

Why don't you come over and check. OH WAIT. You can't. You're still at home instead of Camp Iwannadie.

[Someone is still a tad bitter, sorry Youth]

Don't worry about it, man-friend. I'm just giving Derrick a hard time.

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