Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

JUST AS KEIKAKU

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to evoke an image of humming hairy balls? DO YOU?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

but it is a tribble
with teeth
that rolls
Genius found it he should name it

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

But it's a family pet. Why don't I get any say in it?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

your reason is silly.
let it be a tribble.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Chewball.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

but tribbles made Genius happy
and calm
that's impossible otherwise.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

he hit his head and it stayed with him isn't that a good enough reason?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

... go on, go and make me feel guilty about it.

oh you just HAD to bring BALLS into this

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You know what you are? You're Tribbleist! Discriminatory towards hairy humming balls! What did the balls ever do to you, man?! They're God's creatures too! They're just living their lives and you gotta hate on em!

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

ALSO ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have nothing against the humming hairy balls, I just don't wanna name our new puppy... thing... after them.

How about Chewball?

You're a cruel woman, Shurimon

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

We're lucky nobody's claimed the guy, yeah.

Chewball? That sounds like candy.

muahahaha

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

You know, that's a good point. Seems like he'd be someone's pet. Then again, he likes to bite things.

Exactly. It's a fine name.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

He's a good watch...ball.

No it's terrible. Tribble is a perfectly acceptable name and everyone's backing me up so :P

/jacks

[treeleopardess]

Good for you, Genius. Defend those poor, under-appreciated balls.

im not sure I know what she thinks of his sexuality now

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Somebody has to.

she thinks it's in a losing battle against his retardation

[treeleopardess]

It takes a special sort to reach that level, though.

looool

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

He always sticks up for the balls, whether they're small and hairy or big and red.

/facepalm

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

B-big and red?! NO I DON'T!

[spandexisyouth]

You shall not be moved?

...what genius?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Nope. You shall not pass either.

[spandexisyouth]

I shall not pass what?

[spandexisyouth]

If it is a tribble then what is wrong with naming it Tribble? My turtle is named Turtle!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

But it's not really a tribble. It has a mouth, for one. And it hasn't made baby tribbles yet.

[spandexisyouth]

But then it is a bonus! You do not have too many invading the house!

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

A HUGE bonus.

Still wanna name him Chewie, though.