Chapter 27. Noodle Incident

[thebestseller]

[[OOC: There's a smear of what looks suspiciously like maple syrup at the top of the page. Hmm. Also, Derrick is not affected by Mad Libs.]]

Here's a bit of free and sage advice, Sphere.

If someone offers to give you an Awful Waffle, DON'T TAKE IT.

It's not a food.

Let us leave it at that and never speak of it again.

Comments

[live_ringer]

You do realize that putting it like this is only going to make the lot of us more curious, right?

It's cruel to say something like that and offer no more detail than "there was syrup involved".

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

But that's exactly my plan. I figure your imaginations will fill in the rest.

[live_ringer]

Yes, and once our imaginations take off, assuming the worst or most fantastic things, then start the rumours.

You know, it would almost make a good publicity stunt.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I AM a famous author, after all. I need to keep people on their toes and give rumors for the Sphere's tabloids.

[live_ringer]

We've not seen anything from the tabloids in a while. Maybe you should start your own branch of the rag.